So I'm casually sitting at my computer and my crazy little demented sister brings a lizard inside. shes holding it in her hand and then she says "it likes to jump" and then it jumps on me and I freak out, run down the hall, to my parents' room and roll around on the floor ( Yes I mean ROLL around on the floor. -w-' ) So then I make my sister look for the lizard for like 3-4 hours. Then we both give up and go on with our lives. So then later that night, I'm getting ready to get into the shower and I'm undressing and guess what falls out of my bra? The lizard. As flat as paper. x.x Gross.











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"If God wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me!" - The Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"I kick ass for the lord!" Father McGruder, Peter Jackson's Braindead
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"If God wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me!" - The Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"I kick ass for the lord!" Father McGruder, Peter Jackson's Braindead
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Life's a B*tch then you die
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"If God wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me!" - The Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"I kick ass for the lord!" Father McGruder, Peter Jackson's Braindead
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"If God wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me!" - The Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"I kick ass for the lord!" Father McGruder, Peter Jackson's Braindead
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Life's a B*tch then you die
It is very much appreciated
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Life's a B*tch then you die
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"If God wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me!" - The Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"I kick ass for the lord!" Father McGruder, Peter Jackson's Braindead
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"If God wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me!" - The Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"I kick ass for the lord!" Father McGruder, Peter Jackson's Braindead
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